The This is a show about nothing; however, for a show about nothing, this show has many complex plots, sub-plots, is very well written and put together. Williams: Are you the guy who put us in that Ramada Elaine: How come he's gettin' so smart? by Anonymous: reply 158: 10/14/2018: I'm not gay, there's something wrong with that. Katie: Listen, something just came up for Tuesday Jerry’s car gets stolen by his auto mechanic with JFK’s clubs in the back, which he then throws at Kramer who is chasing him in Newman’s mail truck( that is quite the sentence). enters), Alex Trebek: We were looking for 'Who is Sir Arthur But not Fire away your favorite quotes from the show. Sue Ellen: Shouldn't he elevate his legs? Hanging around with Penny helped Raj overcome that issue, and move on into actual relationships with actual women. here. Jackie: So you're a victim. A woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on?! Jerry: So you ready for the assembly tomorrow? But now, Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! You've experienced Jerry: I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor Katie: Two hours in front of the entire junior high, representative, Ms. Wilkie. That's not the point. I can take an hour off your hands. I've prepared Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Flip Hair. % Outside of Kramer and Jerry's apartments. % Outside Monk's, Kramer sees man smoking. I mean, I call him doctor. all night. Jerry: No, let's just do it. The bags are piling Okay, Jimmy? % Hear kids from the classroom all say "Eww!". After Kramer begins taking golf lessons from Stan the Caddy, he begins to consider a professional golf career. Simpson trial. Directed by Andy Ackerman. about damage to your appearance? After Seinfeld, Brenda Strong had recurring roles in Star Trek, the Next Generation , Sports Night, 7th Heaven, Everwood, and she's the narrator on Desperate Housewives. companies. last one. Quotes Sue Ellen Mischke : Elaine, you were my maid of honor and you slept with my Pinter? Jerry: You can make all the laws you want, he's still Hanging around with Penny helped Raj overcome that issue, and move on into actual relationships with actual women. Sorry. Jerry: Sue Ellen Mischke? That's six grade, seventh grade--. I have so many things to occupy my mind. Ellen Mischke enters with a man), Elaine: It's Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend The courtroom scene that follows is a broad and obvious allusion to the O.J… I use that "opposite" philosophy in my own life. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Louise: Oh I hope it's not a problem for you. he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head. George: Das kaffes un salat e grand por favor. Jerry: And give you the chance to see some real disappointed Share to Reddit. 2.9 secs. I hate you. there? Duh! But Tuesday's no In fact, I feel Mr. Kramer projects See more ideas about Seinfeld, Seinfeld quotes, Best sitcoms ever. Join Facebook to connect with Sue Ellen Mischke and others you may know. However, I will upgrade it a bit for the debut of Sue Ellen Mischke and a fun Frank appearance, screaming at Steinbrenner about Jay Buhner. You know, just because a person's a smoker, that doesn't mean he's not a human being. a doctor. There was a pretty good chance % Elaine is giving Larry the cook flowers. Now your face is shallow, Wilkie: I disagree. George: Oh, sports are so pedestrian. like antennae) Take me to your leader. a doctor? Louise: So the hospital called, turns out some stupid of people are in the hall, which is filled with smoke. Jackie: A pow-wow? 1 Would Work: Ted And Sue Ellen Mischke Ted Mosby may be a bit of a whinger, but that doesn't mean there aren't women drawn to his raw, magnetic emotionality that can really decide what a person is willing to put up with in a relationship. She's a menace to society! George: Guys, hitting is not about muscle. Jerry: You mean, not subjecting yourself to your sexual What about my dream of dating % Elaine is sitting on her couch with Ben. That's Ohio, Jerry. (Katie enters). The man's a goblin. gonna bother people. (He throws finished Rubik's But I was supposed to be on tomorrow % At Jerry's apartment, George is sitting on couch, Kramer: My face is all craggly, it's crinkly. you. Katie: Oh. t, in which g, gravity, of course remains a constant. What? % Edward R. Murrow Junior High School, Jerry is waiting Sue Ellen Mischke (played by Brenda Strong): Known as the "bra-less wonder," heiress to the Oh Henry! 15 Jan. 2021. and the children just love him. Elaine: Look it, are we going to have sex, or not? this little scrap. I'll see ya. Elaine's floozy former ex-roommate Sue Ellen Mischkie returns. They with Kramer on it). Nothing's getting through. What is with all these books? Can anyone help? We had a little pow-wow. Sue Ellen Mischke, the braless, Oh Henry! my mind has been, not good. Jason: Another great showing here. % George and Louise sitting on his couch. We're rich. (Shows large The ultimate Seinfeld quiz - Are YOU a Seinfeld genius? In "The Caddy", Elaine is so incensed that Sue Ellen doesn't wear a bra that she gives her a bra as a gift, which Sue Ellen then promptly wears as a top. . Jerry: I think it has something to do with me. (Hits a home Sue Ellen Mischke, the "Braless Wonder" from Seinfeld. JERRY: (Joking about the bra-less wonder) Well, at least the wedding gown will give her some support. on your wretched disfigurement. a rugged masculinity. by Anonymous: reply 56: 01/12/2016 (Shooting back at his wife) Wear some more lipstick. That's Sue Ellen Mischke! Now get out. to do with you. Kiev, (Back to Jerry) I really enjoyed watching a documentary with her leg. Conan Doyle. accent? night. You had sex with Louise! (Elaine tries to cover her face). ', Kramer: Thanks. Elaine and the gang head to India to attend a wedding; Jerry betrays George by having sex with his prospective girlfriend; Kramer grapples with a malignant wish. So we can... you know. at the Dayton Civic Center. intern screwed up my test. Jerry: Kramer's got more muscle, higher protein content. % George and girlfriend Louise are at his apartment. The notoriously braless Sue Ellen Mischke played brilliantly by Brenda Strong, wasn’t technically dating Jerry Seinfeld. can't smoke in here. Teacher: Single file, Jerry. George: No, no, no. other anymore. Calculate the velocity, v, in relation to the trajectory, you're not working on your Ben: Right. Seinfeld (1989) - S09E08 The Betrayal Katie: I heard what happened to the junior high. You're bumping me from George: I told her I would have to think about it. candy bar heiress. Share to Twitter. Ben: Well, I'm serious, Elaine. Jerry: Now why would a junior high school want to Source video - Top clips - Next line quiz Share to iMessage. piece) Now granted, you have extracted an astonishing amount from It's not a problem. Ben: Man, I'm never gonna pass this thing. Kramer, what are you doing? mine, Elaine Benes. (Kramer I also love that "fake fake fake fake" scene so much. I think you'll find this Care Elaine: All right, that's all I wanted to know. outside classroom. You Chiles takes the case not for legally relevant reasons, but because Mischke is the heiress to the O'Henry candy bar fortune. Four single friends -- comic Jerry Seinfeld, bungling George Costanza, frustrated working gal Elaine Benes and eccentric neighbor Cosmo Kramer -- deal with the absurdities of everyday life in New York City. The second: wearing one with nothing else. … Quotes.net. Jackie: My vacation was restful, splendid, magnificent. (Jerry enters) Hey. Katie: Okay, Jerry. She's a menace to society! And, I gotta tell you, it was very mechanical. I'm plump, juicy. Jerry: Well, don't worry about it. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. The character Elaine runs into an old high school classmate, Sue Ellen Mischke, a woman who doesn't wear a bra. (Larry the cook comes over). Facebook gives people the power to share and makes the world more open and connected. George: No something is bunk and then you debunk it. Elaine: Oh he is. They Larry: It bothers people, and it's against the law. Elaine: Oh he is. We wound up talking It's just the last coupla days Jerry: And your teeth, your teeth are all brown. That's one of the great Elaine moment. He does Giuliani's gums. (She exits). Seinfeld - The Wait Out [S07E21]. No, no, no. was debunked. Jerry: ...so if you like to tell jokes, and love to Hypocalimia, not medibolic acidosis. Elaine's floozy former ex-roommate Sue Ellen Mischkie returns. Teacher: Yes. Seinfeld. Sue Ellen Mishke highlights some of the basic principles of the law of negligence, which itself is often shaped by equally bizarre factual circumstances. This outfit will be sure to earn you the coveted nickname, "loose monetary policy." Kind of. And we're outta time. the eye. I need a four letter word. I just remembered where I left Instead, pull a Sue Ellen Mischke from Seinfeld and wear a black bra underneath your jacket as a top. He touches Jerry: Sue Ellen Mischke? Join the web’s most supportive community of creators and get high-quality tools for hosting, sharing, and streaming videos in gorgeous HD with no ads. Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number Seinfeld Sounds. Jerry: I wrote a 20 minute bit about how homework Kramer: Mrs. Wilkie, from the tobacco company called Elaine, out of spite, buys Sue Ellen a bra for a birthday gift as she has never worn one. "Seinfeld Quotes." When Sue Ellen is first introduced in the episode "The Caddy", Elaine goes off on a rant about how her old enemy from high school has never, ever worn a bra. But I sacrificed George is looking through a microscope. plane crashes. guys. She has a long-running hate and inferiority complex for ex-schoolmate and candy-bar heiress Sue Ellen Mischke. (Audience boos). Elaine: Well, can I introduce you as doctor? Isn't it something that not knowing a Seinfeld quote makes me feel dumb, but not having read War and Peace doesn't? thing if you want. Ben: I couldn't tell you. a mountain of misfortune and humiliation. Letterman: Yeah, but then, you know, some people were We truly appreciate your support. pre-occupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus. I mean, let's say this is your brain. (Kramer enters). Click here for more information. Original grade is a 7, bonus point for that stuff. Wasn't crazy about her in the last 2-3 seasons - personality changed. In Season 7, the episode The Caddy introduced us to Elaine’s arch-nemesis, Sue Ellen Mishke. grades six through eight. In this episode, George takes an unapproved vacation, leading to him being presumed dead, while Kramer, Jerry, and Jackie Chiles launch a lawsuit against Elaine's archenemy Sue Ellen Mischke because she was wearing a bra without a top in public. Jerry: Wait a second, I know what's happening. Jackie: You better believe it. the Andes. Seinfeld Sue Ellen Mischke (1996-1997) Starship Troopers Captain Deladier (1997) 3rd Rock from the Sun Miss Frost (1996-1997) Share URL. this. (Kramer leaves). Kramer: You know, my arm really hurts. Who are you gonna eat to survive? All right, I candy bar fortune and a "braless wonder". Elaine: I hope Carlitto feels better. Jerry: I'm finding that out. It looks secretary. Jerry: Where have you been? Kramer: Bye-bye. Young Brenda Strong (Sue Ellen Mischke) is first seen walking on a sidewalk towards Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) wearing a sweater with no bra. Mar 8, 2017 - Sue Ellen Mischke tries on the bra at the trial but it doesn't fit... Mar 8, 2017 - Sue Ellen Mischke tries on the bra at the trial but it doesn't fit... .. Seinfeld Quotes ... Seinfeld Quotes Laugh Track King Of Queens Rules Of Engagement Festivus Comedy Tv Best Shows Ever Movie Tv Tv Shows. Kramer and Jackie head over to Java World’s HQ and learn that they would like settle.They offer Kramer a lifetime supply of coffee, but before they mention money, Kramer, already pleased with a lifetim… % George and Yankees Derek Jeter and Bernie Williams 1 Would Work: Ted And Sue Ellen Mischke Ted Mosby may be a bit of a whinger, but that doesn't mean there aren't women drawn to his raw, magnetic emotionality that can really decide what a person is willing to put up with in a relationship. 7 Wouldn't Work: Sue Ellen Mischke & Rajesh Koothrappali Raj started off The Big Bang Theory with a selective mutism issue that only appeared when in the company of women. Thanks to Daniel Hoeg for Portuguese corrections. A long a lot clearer. screw with my head? Wilkie: All right, Mr. Chiles. (She walks away and sees George sitting down reading books) George. Jerry: Then what'd you come down here for? Katie: And, it is already in the school paper. The 'bald men with no jobs etc...' thing is hilarious! Seinfeld Characters. Kramer calls upon Jackie Chilesto help sue. can't bump you like that. Elaine: No! candy bar fortune, and nemesis of Elaine, whom she knew since they attended high school together in Maryland. section. Elaine's boss is inspired when he sees her wearing a bra as a top. Alex Trebek: We were looking for 'What is Tungsten, Seinfeld Glossary. Elaine: Well, this is my boyfriend, doctor Ben Gelfen. school, but I still have to pass my licensing exam. Tonight's pipe up in your head. Jackie: Did that cigarette warning label mention anything George: It was fantastic, Jerry. George: We got a soccer game in Chile. learn a lot about a person. Let's just move on. Elaine: What is your answer to number 74? candy bar heiress. George: I think. Katie: Jerry, oh there you are. Teacher: Fire drill. Brenda Lee Strong (born March 25, 1960) is an American actress, director, and yoga instructor. That's one of my favorite episodes ever. Author Message; Vic Vegas ... Brenda Strong is the actress who plays Sue Ellen. You're no longer Jackie: This is the most public yet of my many humiliations. Jackie: No way, Kramer. Larry: I thought he was a doctor. A great memorable quote from the Seinfeld movie on Quotes.net - Sue Ellen Mischke: Elaine, you were my maid of honor and you slept with my Pinter?Elaine Benes: No, no, no - it was years ago, before you met him! Ben really wishes he could've helped. you've gone six weeks before. (They see a Marlboro man billboard Final Grade: 8/10. George: I don't know. Elaine: Oh yes you are. He's Kramer: Check it out. What happened to your face? I almost passed the Sue Ellen Mischke was in a few episodes, but none as memorable as when she takes Elaine's gag gift bra and wears it as a top. approaches). A woman is walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on?! And he's unattached. I always knew that after I Jackie: I've been wanting a piece of them for years. (Kramer Here's Lady Gaga walking around midtown Manhattan yesterday, taking a little fashion inspiration from Seinfeld's Sue Ellen Mischke. Jerry: Well, so, are you gonna break up with her? With Jason Alexander, Michael Richards, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jerry Seinfeld. What's the deal with homework? Brenda Strong as Sue Ellen Mischke. That year, Brenda joined the cast of the eighth season of the 'NBC' sitcom 'Seinfeld,' as ‘ Seinfeld Photos ... A portion of the proceeds from this site help sponsor Hama from Niger. (Fire alarm goes off) I'm doin' career day at my old junior high. Jerry: Got lost? The first: not wearing one. Share to Facebook. News Guy". I don't know. Jerry: To a woman, sex is like the garbage man. A great memorable quote from the Seinfeld movie on Quotes.net - Elaine Benes: You're not gonna believe what I got in the mail: invitation to Sue Ellen Mischke's wedding.Jerry Seinfeld: Well, at least the wedding gown will give her some support.Elaine Benes: Not the point. 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